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		<title>Oh, I&#8217;m still here.</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/oh-im-still-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoa, WordPress.com went to the 2.5 layouts!  Trippy.
I&#8217;ve been working on other, worldly projects, so I haven&#8217;t updated this blog in some time.  Lately I&#8217;ve been slammed by Google Image Search hits, looking at a post that I wrote last year, which I guess is nice.  I never really had an intended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So you&#8217;re saying that sex isn&#8217;t healthy or pleasant?  Well, crap.</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/so-youre-saying-that-sex-isnt-healthy-or-pleasant-well-crap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t comment on the Off the Record blog, see.  So I&#8217;ll comment here.
 Honestly, I&#8217;m stumped here. I cannot fathom how any intelligent human being would suggest that children trained to abstain from sexual activity are more likely to contract STDs than those who are trained to believe that from the time of adolescence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>College of birdies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Have you seen this man?</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/have-you-seen-this-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Uh oh!</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/uh-oh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh noes!  The atheists and antitheists have wandered to the Curt Jester entry on homophobia!  Look how ~*~*edgy*~*~ and rebellious they are, spelling &#8220;God&#8221; in lower case!  My poor brainwashed mind can&#8217;t handle their crushing wave of logic.
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		<title>Taking charge of my what now?</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2008/01/16/taking-charge-of-my-what-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[bioethics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This natural fertility stuff is all right, but I miss having a shorter, less brutal period and no three-day crying jags beforehand.
Don&#8217;t miss the migraines and expelling huge blood clots, though.
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		<title>Some of you will find this heartening</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/some-of-you-will-find-this-heartening/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[more liberal than the liberals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[revenge of the folk mass]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[traditionalism FTW]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The parish where I grew up and performed as a folk mass guitarist for four years, which is an eco-church office away from turning into a certain fictional parish, is starting Eucharistic Adoration.  Considering that I had never even heard of Adoration until I was in my mid-twenties, and attended this parish regularly from 1984 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re gonna blaspheme, at least make it funny</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2007/12/29/if-youre-gonna-blaspheme-at-least-make-it-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2007/12/29/if-youre-gonna-blaspheme-at-least-make-it-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
NEW YORK, NEW YORK—IT&#8217;S A HEAVEN OF A TOWN!
Daily Show writer Rob Kutner, with a lot of time on his hands these days, wrote up an itinerary for the Holy Father&#8217;s upcoming visit to New York City.  It starts by mentioning that the visit occurs in the &#8220;sweet spot between tax time and Passover, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry.</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2007/12/25/merry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a SPECTACULAR spewing of bitterness, right here.
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		<title>Wishful dreaming</title>
		<link>http://everythingyouknew.wordpress.com/2007/12/20/wishful-dreaming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[doubt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, I was taking an evening nap after work.  As I lay there, I had a vision.  My heart and chest burned, at first with pain, and then with this sort of almost-unbearable orgasmic radiance that centered in my chest and radiated outward from there.  I struggled to adjust my position [...]]]></description>
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